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Ever Walk into Your Beloved? Are You Clumsy? Or is it Something Else?

pexels photo 445628 e1504805909322 - Ever Walk into Your Beloved? Are You Clumsy? Or is it Something Else?It’s odd, but it seems our house is just not big enough. Oh, there’s plenty of square footage. Certainly plenty of space for two men and a dog to navigate. And still, we’re constantly bumping into one another. I can’t quite figure it out.

Points of contact

The foot traffic is swift in the hallway. Living in the Sonoran Desert,  you drink a lot of water. It’s not unusual for us to nearly knock each other down crossing back and forth to the bathroom from our adjacent home offices. But our most popular rendezvous is in front of the refrigerator. Here is where we have real fender-benders. Squeezing by, accusing the other of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Meanwhile, our dog hovers, standing guard at his bowl, hoping we’re engaged in a struggle to feed him.

Navigating corners

Blind corners are also a hazard. There’s nothing worse than being frightened by the sudden appearance of the only other person in the house. It often seems that Jeff has materialized out of thin air. After I jump, he’ll say rather indignantly, “I live here too.” Perhaps because we both work out of the house, we’ve become oblivious to the other. Talk about focus and powers of concentration.

Footsteps on the path

Years ago, a friend said he’d seen us from a distance and we were standing very close. If that’s true, perhaps that’s why we keep bumping into each other. I guess if you walk through life together, it’s expected that sometimes your foot lands in the same spot. Or maybe, we’re just clumsy. Hmm. I wonder.

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  1. This is ridiculously sweet. My husband and I sleep with our legs entangled. It sounds like it should be uncomfortable, and it’s not. May you have many more bump-ins!

  2. Adjacent home offices! This sounds like a solution Brad.
    My husband and I share ours…but separate businesses. I think he’d like a curtain midway.
    We don’t so much bump into each other, but I do talk to myself – all the time – so he has learned to “tune out”. This does not bode well for him when I am actually talking to him…poor love, he can’t win!

  3. That refrigerator scene sounds familiar. I’m currently living with my grandma and you can guarantee that as soon as I open the fridge door she will appear as if from nowhere and try to squeeze past!

  4. Yep, the kitchen (the corner where the dishwasher, the hand towel, the kettle, the food processor all are) and the hallway (stupid toilet door opens out into the hallway) are where we collide. But I get blamed for creeping up the stairs and making him jump. I just don’t stomp!

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