by Brad Graber | Oct 1, 2017 | Growing Older
The other day, I needed heartburn medication and so I went to our kitchen drawer. Food generates heartburn. There’s no sense walking to the master bath for a simple roll of Tums. The kitchen seemed a logical location. Why is the drawer full? At first, I...
by Brad Graber | Jul 2, 2017 | Growing Older
I’ve discovered a new talent. I’m able to fall asleep in public sitting straight up. That’s right. Put me in a chair, lower the lights, and I’m out, often sleeping through the first five minutes of a movie or a play. No matter how loud the...
by Brad Graber | Jun 3, 2017 | Growing Older
I’ve just taken an Aleve to calm the pain in my left thumb that an orthopedic surgeon pronounced as arthritis. Damn him! Okay. It happens. None of us are young forever. My Dad had the same problem with his left thumb in his mid-forties. That’s when he...
by Brad Graber | May 7, 2017 | Growing Older, Whimsical Observations on Life
I’ve been thinking a lot lately about why I seem to always be in the supermarket. I must have better things to do with my time than wander through Safeway, Fry’s and Trader Joe’s. And yet, now, I even go to Whole Foods to take out lunch. Has...
by Brad Graber | Apr 15, 2017 | Growing Older
I just received another invitation from the National Cremation Society. They seem to be reaching out monthly. They must know something I don’t. Perhaps it’s the actuarial table for men over sixty who were born and raised in New York City. Diet is so...
by Brad Graber | Mar 19, 2017 | Growing Older, Whimsical Observations on Life
I’ve been told that wearing white tube socks is passé. And if the crowd at the gym is any indication, that’s certainly true. Black is the new white. So I bought some black no-show socks. The ones you can’t see when you put on your sneakers....
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